Does anyone know where I can get someone to write an essay for me? I am so done with this class and the ass professor and I am so not wanting to write a 6 page research paper of the satire in The Importance of Being Earnest.
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD based on your blog
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
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Reblog this if you hate your appearance, have self-harmed, attempted suicide, have anxiety or have been bullied. Then check your inbox.
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Damn it’s been a while… Generation Two is well under way! Madeline grew up very quickly and leveled up to 6 in logic before aging up to a teen, as well as having an A+ in school and making it on the honor roll. Then before we knew it she aged up into a teen and I selected the family trait, Irresistible. Not less then five minutes after she aged up the Llama Mascot showed up and had her take the test and she earned a scholarship for when she was eligible to go away to University. However, as soon as mom Ava saw her taking the test, she and Maximus both rolled a big time want and it looks to me like they’re going to get it… ;)
Madeline, Teen:
Absent Minded
Loves the Outdoors
Genius
Irresistible
we need some new and more powerful swears
What about… THE ELDER SWEARS?!
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reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot
OMG
This is amazing.
Best Cartoon EVER.
#madeofwin
This is so accurate
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this is so accurate especially since finals are this week
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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX
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| Nine: | I think I was in love once. |
| Ten: | Really? What was her name? |
| Nine: | Her name was Rose. |
| Ten: | Doctor, we all love Rose. |
| Nine: | I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better. |
| Ten: | Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human. |
| Eleven: | I love River! |
| Nine: | ... |
| Ten: | ... |
| Eleven: | I love Clara! |
| Ten: | Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them? |
| Eleven: | I love... fez. |
| Ten: | Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it? |
| Eleven: | I - I love fez! I love fez. |
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve. Yahoo! will help Tumblr get even better, faster.
Tumblr has built an amazing place to follow the world’s creators. From art to architecture, fashion to food, Tumblr hosts 105 million different blogs. With more than 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 signups every day, Tumblr is one of thefastest-growing media networks in the world. Tumblr sees 900 posts per second (!) and 24 billion minutes spent onsite each month. On mobile, more than half of Tumblr’s users are using the mobile app, and those users do an average of 7 sessions per day. Tumblr’s tremendous popularity and engagement among creators, curators and audiences of all ages brings a significant new community of users to the Yahoo! network. The combination of Tumblr+Yahoo! could grow Yahoo!’s audience by 50% to more than a billion monthly visitors, and could grow traffic by approximately 20%.
In terms of working together, Tumblr can deploy Yahoo!’s personalization technology and search infrastructure to help its users discover creators, bloggers, and content they’ll love. In turn, Tumblr brings 50 billion blog posts (and 75 million more arriving each day) to Yahoo!’s media network and search experiences. The two companies will also work together to create advertising opportunities that are seamless and enhance user experience.
As I’ve said before, companies are all about people. Getting to know the Tumblr team has been really amazing. I’ve long held the view that in all things art and design, you can feel the spirit and demeanor of those who create them. That’s why it was no surprise to me that David Karp is one of the nicest, most empathetic people I’ve ever met. He’s also one of the most perceptive, capable entrepreneurs I’ve worked with. His respect for Tumblr’s community of creators is awesome, and I’m absolutely delighted to have him and his entire team join Yahoo!.
Both Tumblr and Yahoo! share a vision to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas by focusing on users, design — and building experiences that delight and inspire the world every day.
I want none of Yahoo’s personalization. Leave us be Marissa! If you make this all Y! Member inclusive you’ll have hell to pay!
move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it
This is more entertaining than it should be.
WAY TOO MUCH FUN
haha funnest five minutes of my life
I had way more fun doing that than I should have. :)
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Answer:
Hey darling! I love you too! <3 Did you enjoy your Ryan Gosling birthday message? ;)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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